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shiny-ebooks:

Kirby you piece of goddamn shit 

secxndary:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?
Here’s how this will work:
You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
This will be over on August 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.
I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.
Here’s what the winner will get:
Canon EOS 1100D
Camera Cover R-F-3
Battery Charger LC-E10E
EUR AC Cable 1m
Battery pack LP-E10
Battery cover
Interface cable IFC-130U
All the disks needed.
The camera is basically brand new.
If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.
Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”
A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!
Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”
A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)
Good luck.

secxndary:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?

Here’s how this will work:

  • You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
  • Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • This will be over on August 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.

I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.

Here’s what the winner will get:

  • Canon EOS 1100D
  • Camera Cover R-F-3
  • Battery Charger LC-E10E
  • EUR AC Cable 1m
  • Battery pack LP-E10
  • Battery cover
  • Interface cable IFC-130U
  • All the disks needed.

The camera is basically brand new.

If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.

Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”

A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!

Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”

A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)

Good luck.

how to track anonymous asks.

killing-our-darlings:

sshubashushu:

So you have your ask.

STEP ONE:
Highlight the word “block”
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STEP TWO:
Right click the word block.
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STEP THREE:
Click “View Selection Source”
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STEP FOUR:
Something like this should pop up:
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Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
STEP FIVE:
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
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Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 

Anon u r in trubl

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

devilmonster18:

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

ITS BACK!

will u teach me how to make gifs?
Anonymous

mishasminions:

OH SURE WHY NOT. OKAY HERE I GO
1. OPEN PHOTOSHOP

2. GO TO FILE > IMPORT > VIDEO FRAMES TO LAYERS

3. CHOOSE YOUR VIDEO FILE

4. SELECT THE RANGE OF THE SEQUENCE YOU WANT TO GIF(NORMAL RATE IS 4 FRAMES; Lower Frame Limit = Slower Action; Higher Frame Limit = You get the idea) THEN CLICK ‘OK’

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5. AFTER YOU CLICK ‘OK’, YOUR PHOTOSHOP WILL LOOK LIKE THIS
(play the gif and adjust the little numbers next to the word ‘sec’ at the bottom, otherwise known as the frame rate)

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6. SHARPEN YOUR GIF—TUMBLR LIKES IT REALLY SHARP SO MAKE SURE YOU USE “SHARPEN MORE” AND NOT “SMART SHARPEN”

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8. REALLY FUCK UP THE COLORING BY ADDING ADJUSTMENT LAYERS (High Saturation, Contrasts, Yellows, Oranges, Magentas, Rainbow Gradients etc etc)

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9. YOUR GIF SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS

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10. SAVE (GO TO FILE > SAVE FOR WEB AND DEVICES)

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11. WHERE THE HELL IS NUMBER 7 AND WHY ARE YOU ONLY NOTICING IT NOW

12. AFTER CHECKING TO SEE WHERE I’VE MISPLACED NUMBER 7, SACRIFICE THREE TURNIPS AND A GOAT TO THE HOLY DOUGHNUT

13. MAKE THAT TWO GOATS (Number 7 isn’t coming back, sorry)

14. ALL HAIL THE HOLY DOUGHNUT

15. YOUR GIF SHOULD NOW LOOK LIKE THIS

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IF TUMBLR REJECTS YOUR GIF FOR BEING TOO PRETTY BY GIVING YOU THE “ERROR UPLOADING IMAGE” MESSAGE, THEN I SUGGEST YOU WALLOW IN YOUR MISERY

celibatesprites:

[tweet in image from @frankmugisha: “Breaking news, I am officially legal. The constitutional court in Uganda has declared anti homosexuality law 2014 null and void”]

plantoe:

b1a4gasms:

pittrainbow:

Uganda’s Anti-Homosexuality Act: ‘Null and Void’

In a victory activists were unsure they’d get, Uganda’s Constitutional Court overturned the country’s draconian Anti-Homosexuality Act today, declaring the anti-LGBT law “null and void” because of a parliamentary technicality in how it was passed.  

The court determined that when members of Parliament passed the law in December 2013, Speaker Rebecca Kadaga had not established quorum — a required minimum number of members present to vote — effectively invalidating the law. 

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIRECT LIFE-SAVING ACTION SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED BY UGANDAN QUEER ACTIVISTS!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING HEROIC AND LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!! THERE’S NOT ENOUGH EXCLAMATION POINTS IN THE WORLD FOR HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS!!!

wait, holy mother fucking shit. I didn’t hear about this? why isn’t this like massive news?

beanseller:

i heard people were pokeshaming
so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry

beanseller:

i heard people were pokeshaming

so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry

dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT